Thursday, June 18, 2009

Happy 70th Birthday Grammy!

Happy 70th to one of the most important people in my life...

I couldn't begin to list all the things you've taught me, all the places you've taken me, all the things you've shown me or more importantly all the ways that you've loved me.

I wish I could celebrate with you today.

I miss you and I love you and I couldn't be more thankful for your 70 years of life.

Happy Birthday to my beautiful grandmother.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Monday's Fabulous Moment

Besides the fact that I have tried to make a commitment to start getting out of bed an hour earlier than normal to spend time with God and this morning my body just woke up at 6:30 and couldn't go back to sleep. That never happens. That was all Him and it was awesome.

So aside from that, here's Monday's other Fabulous Moment. And I hope like heck the person who inspired this moment reads this...

Today one of my coworkers who works at our front desk asked me to come take her place while she went to lunch. At exactly 1:00 I went up there, just like she asked me to. She said she was going to run to the restroom and then she'd leave. At 1:14 p.m. I received a text message that said this:

"FYI, I have not left yet. I am discharging waste."


After showing the other two people who were hanging out at the front desk with me I responded. "I don't get paid enough to put up with you."

About a minute later my phone went beeped once again and I opened it up to this:

"Yea u do...Jesus saves!"

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Tough economic times lead to...


Which leads to...


A dear sweet friend of mine shared this website with me yesterday.

I'm tempted to let you go check it out and find out for yourselves, but I'll just go ahead and give you the run down. The slogan is "Helping your bladder enjoy going to the movies as much as you do."

Basically it reviews all current movies and gives you the best times, to the minute, to go to the bathroom and how long you have to be gone. It says things like, "Multiple pee times available."


Friday, June 5, 2009

Joel 2:12-13

12 But there's also this, it's not too late—
God's personal Message!—
"Come back to me and really mean it!
Come fasting and weeping, sorry for your sins!"
13-14Change your life, not just your clothes.
Come back to God, your God.
And here's why: God is kind and merciful.
He takes a deep breath, puts up with a lot,
This most patient God, extravagant in love,
always ready to cancel catastrophe.
Who knows? Maybe he'll do it now,
maybe he'll turn around and show pity.
Maybe, when all's said and done,
there'll be blessings full and robust for your God!

The Message